Transportation: Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his...

By Anon - 06/06/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was driving behind a UPS truck. All of a sudden his back door opens up exposing some boxes ready to fall out. Like a good driver I speed up to drive beside him to tell him. He thought I was trying to cut him off so he accelerated. A box flies out and dents my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML

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By pickuptruckblues - 17/11/2014 04:17 - Canada - Mississauga

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2010 01:53 - United States

Today, I was loading a very large box into my hatchback. I was really struggling, and a few people walked by and laughed. Then a car pulled up and waited for the spot. There isn't a spring to hold my trunk open, so it slammed onto my head. Twice. The car honked for me to hurry up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was driving in my very own car that I bought and paid for myself, when I stopped at a stop light. Then I noticed the truck in front of me turn on his reverse lights. I honked desperately. He hits me, looks out the window and says, "I see no damage" and drives away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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By Lindsey Taul - 22/12/2017 22:00 - United States - Granite City

Today, while driving home from work, I heard a loud crash immediately followed by the sound of wind and shifting glass over my head. My sunroof exploded for no perceptible reason 5 days before Christmas. FML

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By FenderBender - 03/09/2009 04:54 - Canada

Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

Today, while driving into work, a guy cut me off and I yelled some nasty things out of my window at him. He heard me, followed me to work, took a baseball bat out and then chased me into the office. He also smashed my windshield on his way out. FML

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DisturbedDriver 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:10

I know some are going to either say "Mind your own business, YDI" or "Sorry to hear about that." I think it was actually nice of you to do what you felt was right. In a normal situation the UPS driver's irresponsibility would've exposed other drivers to potential hazards. Since most of us don't have UPS customer service on speed-dial, there's not much else you could've really done to help. BTW: I won't say "first" like the other losers out there who claim that they do this mainly because they've never been first at anything in life (No joke, one guy said that and caused others in the comments to admit his comment was more FML than the OP's).

bamhm182 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 12:13

How does one go about denting a windshield??? Seriously though, that sucks. FYL.

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Sipos 0

Monday 8 June 2009 12:21

Sue UPS

Mr_Kennedy 4

Monday 8 June 2009 14:07

All a part of the policy of the United Package Smashers. They only deliver "air" mail. Hehe.

Dogmaw 0

Monday 8 June 2009 18:03

Enjoy your new lawsuit :)

PakiPakiPaki 0

Monday 8 June 2009 19:57

lol @ dented window.... You must be a blonde woman.

davidmiller77 0

Wednesday 10 June 2009 21:09

wow thats amazing!! i wish flying objects would only dent my windshield!! your pretty lucky to have such crazy glass!

that_guy321 2

Thursday 11 June 2009 22:01

i'm gonna have to call fake. he was beside the truck unless it has incredible acceleration, which trucks do NOT have, there's no way the truck could gain enough speed quickly enough to get in front of the OP (who said they were beside the truck)

DynamicDave 11

Monday 23 November 2009 14:43

I never call fake, but i'm going to here: a. if you were beside him, how did the box hit your car? b. how do you dent a windshield? Aren't they generally made of glass? c. The odds se extremely low of the door randomly flying open and of him accelerating enough to make the boxes fall out.