Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2015 21:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I got pulled over for speeding. I tried to make a joke to ease the tension and said, "I’m just trying to keep up with the traffic!" The officer looked around at the empty road and said, "What traffic? Are you under the influence? HANDS ON THE WHEEL!" It went downhill from there. FML

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By TheBRADLeyB - 16/04/2009 18:52 - United States

Today, I was going 73 in a 55 on a country road when an oncoming cop passed me. He pulled a U turn. I turned off the main road and took random turns. I got lost, was 30 minutes late to work, and the cop still found me and gave me two tickets. I had to ask him for directions. FML

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By serveandprotectyeahright - 20/11/2010 14:00 - United States

Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2010 01:44 - United States

Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 06:03

Today I got a ticket for driving on the wrong side of the road. It was a one-way street. FML

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By imnotcool - 16/04/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML

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By Chey - 22/03/2012 22:13 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML

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By NotoriousSRJ - 28/01/2011 15:43 - Canada

Today, I got pulled over by a cop. Since my window wasn't working, I opened the door, causing him to run towards me with a drawn gun. He then had a go at me with his night stick. After realizing my window was broken, he laughed and let me off with a warning. FML

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By Sarah-D - 29/07/2016 05:31

Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML

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By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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Thursday 10 September 2015 8:13

I'd say "no reason at all" is not the right wording in this situation. There's no way there wasn't any other indication that you were driving where you shouldn't have been.

Sandsh8rk 36

Thursday 10 September 2015 8:13

The majority of cops are there to help you. Co-operate with them if you get pulled over and nothing bad will happen.

Comments

Symantha23 25

Thursday 10 September 2015 8:50

I agree #13. And you should really pay more attention when you are driving OP. You're lucky you didn't get into an accident

RealSuperSand 21

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:05

YDI. You never go full retard.

Mercipoo 13

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:16

Why was the cop driving in that direction?

leogachi 15

Thursday 10 September 2015 10:49

@17 My guess is that the cop was driving down an intersecting street, saw Op, and then followed them to pull them over.

Geckosrock99 33

Thursday 10 September 2015 9:42

And you didn't see any "Do not enter" or "one way" signs anywhere? You either need to be more attentive while you're driving, OP, or the city/town you were in needs to invest in said signs.

alex_gen 38

Thursday 10 September 2015 10:47

"No reason at all", yet police officer provides a valid reason.

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 10 September 2015 11:32

Here's your sign...

HeadlessSparrow 20

Thursday 10 September 2015 13:15

Idjit

FusionPlacebo 26

Thursday 10 September 2015 13:38

Ha! Wow! I thought this was an FML in my state. My school recently made our streets a one-way due to new construction zones at the school. After school with an empty parking lot, I was driving in the left lane when some idiot was going 30 mph and was about to cause a head-on collision. I had to swerve and actually hit the curb just to avoid him. YDI!!!