Transportation: Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the...

By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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urmomsabortion 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

Ewwww

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

Comments

andrewsgirl2010 7

Wednesday 11 January 2012 15:49

That is beyond disguting! I think i threw up a little...

lively12 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 14:49

That is some major bad luck...

Wolfhaley 2

Friday 4 May 2012 1:37

Now that's classy.

Dcm210 19

Saturday 14 July 2012 17:12

you should've followed her and got her license plate number.

Evilpirate 10

Thursday 23 August 2012 5:49

Sounds like something I would do. :P

ionicblowfish 2

Tuesday 4 September 2012 14:52

What did she do get naked in the car and change it

sammisamx3 2

Wednesday 5 September 2012 6:06

Funny bc another FML was a husband saying he was in shock that his wife threw her bloody tampon at a guy in a different car.

thresh037 4

Monday 27 May 2013 14:53

Shouldn't she be put into community work for like... EVER?!

quackImapenguin 16

Friday 11 March 2016 10:49

No? I mean, it's littering obviously, so there's the standard punishment for that. But she shouldn't have to suffer her whole life for something that was probably a desperate decision. People are way disproportionately freaked out by period blood.