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By anonymous - 27/12/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I saw the woman in the car in front of me throw something out the window. Only when it landed on my windshield did I realize what it was. A bloody tampon. FML

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By Aether - 03/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, I was driving down the road at about 10pm, when the passenger in the car in front of me threw something out the window. The object flew towards and landed directly on my windshield. It was a condom. A used condom. It wasn't tied. Semen spreads out quite a bit when you're driving fast. FML

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Road rage gone feral

By 16590 - 15/06/2012 22:13 - Sweden

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified, me or him. FML

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By thoughtidseenitall - 02/02/2013 01:01 - United States - Englewood

Today, while trucking, I got stuck in traffic on a congested highway. After 15 minutes of mind-numbing boredom, I glanced down at the car beside me, only to witness the driver changing her tampon and flicking the old one onto the highway. I can't unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2013 13:58 - United States - Wayne

Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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By bleu_noir - 14/02/2011 21:34 - United States

Today, someone at work put their used, bloodied tampon applicator back in its wrapper, and into the free tampon bin for some sucker to grab. That sucker was me. FML

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Could you stop doing that, please?

By Scabs - 09/08/2010 16:54 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my parents' friends. I was in the back with my window down when I felt something strange hit my ear. I then realized that the person sitting in front of me was picking their scab and throwing it out the window. FML

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Crime scene

By isuckatlife - 22/02/2009 03:16 - United States

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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How? Why?

By bloody_hell - 15/01/2015 02:18 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

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By Username - 13/05/2011 08:13

Today, I was driving along when the car in front of me ran over an animal. I only realised this when a chunk of flesh and blood landed on my windscreen. I put my wipers on to get rid of it but instead it got stuck underneath the wipers and smeared all over the screen. FML

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urmomsabortion 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:47

Ewwww

IAMYOURPINEAPPLE 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 8:56

You could use that as an excuse, say it covered your vision and you "accidentally" ran her car off the road and made her a paraplegic.

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CurlyQute 17

Thursday 29 December 2011 21:15

Ewwwwwww nasty! She should have gone to a bathroom!

aka_Specs 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:02

Probably works for Fedex, she'll toss that tampon just like she tosses your packages...without a careful thought in mind

latifaniomityra 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 22:12

That is frkn disgusting :|. I would have followed her home and made sure she removed that from my windshield, and the puked on hers.

BubbleGrunge84 7

Thursday 29 December 2011 23:08

Sometimes woman are severely disgusting. I'm embarrased by my fellow female at times.

jennahamilton 0

Friday 30 December 2011 1:53

my question is: why in the hell was she changing her tampon in the car?!

astro16 0

Friday 30 December 2011 4:15

No wonder why the ecosystem is going to shit. >.

WiNDBlaZeXD 5

Friday 30 December 2011 4:28

Wow, what a bitch!

neonparanoia 5

Friday 30 December 2011 8:02

That's the most discusting thing I've heard in a long time... :/ fyl

JulieMarie87 7

Friday 30 December 2011 17:01

Whoa! That´s just nasty..! And a very weird time and place to change a tampon too...

Fylminesawsome 5

Friday 30 December 2011 17:37

Oooooooooooooh!,,.... WHAT???

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