By future MIL slasher - 23/09/2012 21:05 - United States - Rindge

Today, I was driving home on the highway with my wife and her parents. As I overtook another car, a rock got kicked up into our windshield. My wife screamed about the crack it created, while my mother-in-law goaded her on and mocked my "piss-poor driving." FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 020
You deserved it 2 178
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

hopsinlove17 26

I read it as MILF O.O

54 1

Comments

ohrlly7457 7

Mother in law is just an anogram for woman hitler.

25 13
DocBastard 38

anagram* It's also an anagram for Lemon Wraith, Whiten Molar, and A Thrown Lime. What's your point?

26 4
melikeyturtles 3

Trolled by the Doc!

0 9
Shrike 23

69- If you think that was trolling, then this must be your first day on the internet, friend.

12 1
bioboy725 10

That sucks. We just ended up with a crack in ours too.

2 1
greenie213 23

How the hell is the rock to the windshield your fault? Seriously!

20 0
bioboy725 10

First thing, I think that's the point. Second, that's an awesome profile pic.

8 1
perdix 29

Why are you driving into flying rocks? Are you paying attention? Maybe if you weren't texting and driving, you could successfully swerve and dodge flying pebbles. It's not hard if you focus on safe driving.

40 15
jem970 19

Because swerving all over a possibly crowded road to avoid rocks is so safe Perdix LOL PS. I know he is kissing around people!

24 4
jem970 19

*kidding* I hate auto-fill in

11 4
P1P_BOY 6

safe driving, yet most people try to go as fast as possible above the speed limit without getting a ticket

3 8
perdix 29

#20, You're right, I am always kissing around. That's why I spend so much on Chap-stik!

25 3
chelseaaababyyy 17

16 - You really shouldn't be kissing around. There is such a thing as cooties, you know.

21 3
Enslaved 36

*Circle circle dot dot* Now you've got your cootie shot.

19 2
therealafroninga 10

I'd like to see that circle dot shit work on the real cooties: herpes.

4 13
outoftown 26

#21, Luckily, your auto-fill has a sense of humor :)

10 0
desireev 17

34- You mad, bro? Has the herp got ya down? Haha! :)

12 2
P1P_BOY 6

what does having a rock hit your window have to do with piss poor driving.... and it must have been one big rock if your wife got that worked over about it and hopefully the repair cost to fill the hole isn't much. FYL.

9 0
Enslaved 36

You don't have to go with Safelite for repairs. Many insurance companies will allow you to replace (and not just fix your windshield) without a deductible. (: It depends on the laws where you live.

1 1
Senseless_487 29

It also depends on the size of the crack. I guess in California, if the crack is shorter than the length of a dollar bill, there's no deductible. I'm only going off of what my insurance company told me a few years ago when I had a crack fixed.

1 0
glittercookies 12

In my state, by law we get a free windshield replacement once a year. Just check for those odd little state bonuses!

0 0
Welshite 39

Flying pebbles are unavoidable on the road. Tell your wife and mother-in-law that they should start picking up all the rocks on highways to make it safer for other drivers. That should shut them up.

14 0
outoftown 26

...and that you will be glad to drop them off back where the pebble struck so they can get started right away.

5 0
berryblizzard 11

Well it's your mother-in-law so that whole saying of "you can choose your friends, but can't choose family" doesn't really apply here.

2 0
darryaz 9

After you slash her I'll vote "SHE deserved it"

1 1