If you are going to be an asshole, you might as well try to sound intelligent, such as adding an 'h' to with. Propper grammar and an attempt at sentence structure would be nice as well. What are you in such a big hurry that you need to shorten words? I am proud to be an American as well, but when someone posts something like this I just want to smack my head against the keyboard. And btw OP, that sucks. Hopefully it just means that your boyfriend is just very secure with you and thinks that he can joke around with you.

whoa does the guy from England (or watever) have better American-English than the American?

There are not THAT many differences between the variations, and so far as I know they didn't use anything that was really an Americanism. They just used plain old international English. (Forgive me if I'm wrong and there was an Americanism in there. I've never been to another English speaking country and therefor have somewhat limited knowledge of what's an Americanism and what phrases are international.)

landsand you're more embarrassing to America than Glenn Beck. If Bush was still president, when that Nigerian tried to blow up the plane a few days ago, Bush would have just sat there reading "My Pet Goat."

Oh gee land how about try not to defend the rest of us Americans if you are just going to make us look like morons. The simple fact is, people are people, there are all types all over the world. People need to stop clumping everyone into certain categories and just judge people individually. Who cares where they are from?

Ya know, if you're gonna try to tell people that America is the greatest country on Earth, you could at least use more than one period. I almost ran out of breath reading that. Spelling properly doesn't hurt, either. On a side note, wouldn't it just be hilarious if the OP's boyfriend was a vegetarian?

Wow, please don't ever defend our country again. All I can say about the whole American backlash on this site is that really every country is messed up in one way or another. It's stupid that we spend so much time here talking about America sucking, pretty much every country has some type of stereotype but at least the American's don't seem to be posting a bunch of crap about everyone else all the time. Honestly, it just makes us look better when the rest of you constantly attack us (especially when it is assumed that anything dumb that happened must have been in America but you can look at the FML and see it is some other country). When was the last time someone on FML brought up that people still believe that almost every country in Africa is a bunch of tribes with no real education, or that French people are believed to be snotty and cowardly, when did we throw out there that the royalty in English is inbreed and unintelligent. I'm not saying these things are true mind you, I am pointing out some other commonly believed things about other countries that are not true. Get a life and stop wasting your time on sites like FML attempting to insult an entire nation based upon some things you don't agree with.

Strongest army in the world hooah