Love: Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't...

By porkythighs - 27/12/2009 14:19 - Singapore

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thunder thighs - 11/02/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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By weirdlove - 23/01/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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And they say romance is dead…

By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By marsbar - 15/03/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was moving his hand from his thigh to my chest but on the way he sort of squeezed my stomach. When I asked him why he did that, he told me that "his fingers got stuck under my roll." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By :(((( - 27/04/2011 06:54

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML

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By lovethateuropeanblood - 08/12/2014 14:12 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

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snafu57 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 19:47

the butterfly effect. one touch can produce ripples that affects the entire other side of your body.

snafu57 1

Sunday 27 December 2009 20:07

a cushion for the pushin. if he's playing with the pork chops, you should play with his tiny limp noodle.

Comments

loveroxs 0

Friday 9 December 2011 17:27

That is so true u dont whant to tenderys the pork chops

tfb4u 8

Friday 2 March 2012 1:52

What a dick

Soreeyeah 17

Monday 11 June 2012 7:34

my husband does the same. not only is that annoying but painful as hell

elliepenguin 5

Sunday 24 June 2012 7:55

That's when you take your fist and tenderize his crotch.

elcee1987 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:45

Were you wearing short shorts? Maybe you shouldn't have been.

Malarkey23 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 20:00

Well if you feel that bad about your thighs then lose some weight... But I like juicy thighs myself ;)

The_9th_Doctor 18

Thursday 29 August 2013 5:29

dinner is done

XxQuartersxX 14

Saturday 7 September 2013 7:45

Okay, people, maybe shes not even fat! She could just be a thick girl. Im not fat or anything, but Im curvy, have wide hips and a phat ass. With that comes thick thighs. Personally, I like a chick with a curvy body. But if you really are a fat girl, just try losing some weight if youre so insecure of your thighs.