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By Kimmiko - 04/06/2009 12:17 - Germany

Today, I was driving on the motorway when a cop car made me stop. It was a routine check and when they said "Have you been drinking?" of course I said no. To that, my 6 year old sitting in the back screamed "Yes she did! She's lying I saw her drink!" I had drunk a milkshake. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went through a drive-thru and ordered a milkshake. When the cashier handed it to me, for some unknown reason I confidently grabbed the lid instead of the cup. Guess who’s now wearing the milkshake? FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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By drewig - 10/05/2010 05:28 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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By not as easy as pie - 16/10/2015 16:03 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to explain to a police officer that I wasn't drunk and had swerved because I was eating pie and almost dropped it. FML

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By driverman12 - 04/04/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:25 - United States - Houston

Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML

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By limpdick9 - 19/11/2014 18:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 19:11 - United States

Today, I was smoking while driving. A cop pulled me over and asked if I knew what I did wrong. I thought he could smell the tobacco, so I decided to just admit it. As it turns out, I was going well over the speed limit. FML

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jeremymg91 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Sucks for you.. can't really punish her though.. I didn't understand that "drinking" was an alcohol term when I was younger either.

ladycoyote 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:03

Ah, children. Reason #8672 why I'll never have any. :)

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mike_i_am 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:16

I'd drink too if i had an annoying child

thatswasup 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:16

Oh no my kid didn't know about alchohol and let's all abuse the ******* SIX YEAR OLD. God how is it possible that people can be that stupid.

daygreen7 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:17

I don't see why this is an FML. It would be worthy if you took the test and you got a DUI but not since nothing happened

matt5055 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:18

I did that as well when i was a kid, except the cop then gave my mom a look and i said, "You were drinking coffee!" He just laughed and walked away.

wiggum 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:18

I'm sure it was nothing a little explaining couldn't fix

Julle_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:20

That's cute :P I doubt you got into trouble. You should be able to pass a sobriety test after one milkshake ;)

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:20

It's understandable that the kid didn't realize what was meant by "drinking". The problem is your own kid ratted you out. You need to fix that pronto.

GothamKnight 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:20

Blame it on the shake, got ya feelin' sweet!

wolfman2012 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:20

yea dude...explain it, take the test to confirm it, take your kid out for more ice cream to celebrate

maedoc 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:20

#80, if you are trying to correct the OP, you are an idiot. His usage of the past perfect tense and past participle are both correct. Stop trying to correct people if you have no idea what you are talking about.