Food, Cars and Transportation: Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat...

By Username - 27/09/2010 00:50 - France

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:15

What are seat belts for then? Hmm?

lickmyjock 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:21

I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.

Comments

Autoshot 9

Tuesday 28 September 2010 1:18

Cautious Transport Fail.

dickster 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:40

HOLY HELL! THAT'S ONE POUND LESS THAN ME!!!!

ayana403 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 2:57

for some reason this reminds me of kevin from "the office"

axeinthehead14 3

Tuesday 28 September 2010 3:14

sounds just like my job

coolplanes 0

Wednesday 29 September 2010 0:21

that's why you put all your food on the FLOOR of your car

xBHD31095x 0

Sunday 3 October 2010 20:32

you didn't fasten the lid on?

lookahtmeh 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 18:59

ydi for not securing it properly

delia_24 0

Friday 22 April 2011 17:22

lol

howie711 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 21:34

Should have buckled it in lol ;P

BeibertSmitor 10

Monday 26 September 2011 8:15

As someone in the food industry, I have to tell you how much of an idiot you are. 1. It clearly wasn't secured, and probably wasn't in proper cooling, because a cooler usually secures these things. Its called a trunk, and ice. Try it out sometime.