Food, Cars and Transportation: Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat...

By Username - 27/09/2010 00:50 - France

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2012 06:16 - United States

Today, I went to a BBQ. The night was going well until I had to wrestle car keys away from my intoxicated mother in front of all my friends. FML

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MissGrinch 4

Monday 27 September 2010 9:15

What are seat belts for then? Hmm?

lickmyjock 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:21

I know that is one hell of a mess, but it must smell damn good in your car now. you're never going to have a problem picking up fat chicks in that ride.

Comments

FYLDeep 25

Monday 27 September 2010 9:27

Should have been more careful while driving.

FFML_314 11

Monday 27 September 2010 9:30

That's what seat belts are for!

Arsonnist 3

Monday 27 September 2010 9:37

You should have let the meat ride shotgun. It's a way better front seat companion anyway.

SarahMarie83 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:42

You took the time to make BBQ sauce and mustard but couldn't be bothered with putting them in appropriate containers?

marc_with_a_c 3

Monday 27 September 2010 16:16

apparently it's too complicated.. I was wondering the same though.. seriously, could have brought empty pans if he really needed them, and put the sauce in gallons that have lids or something. Guess not everyone knows how to use their brains properly ;p

smerry 3

Monday 27 September 2010 10:06

fyl op

2crazy2care 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:22

that sucks you should have put it in containers with lids.

TashaLenaKitty 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:42

I agree with 29,Sorry OP but YDI!

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 27 September 2010 11:00

BARBEQUE! Lifts my spirit An' I swear that it never faaails, And the sauce Mama makes just stays there forever, If you dare to get it under your naaails.. So.. get.. the.. Frown off your face, We're gonna replace it with a grin and a dream come true, With a perty girl dancin' to jug-band music And a mess'a Mama's barbecue! [+20 internetz to whomever gets this ref. That's right, twenty!]

FFML_314 11

Monday 27 September 2010 11:15

When you meet somebody that don't like soul food They still got a soul And it don't mean that you got no rhythm If you don't like rock 'n roll But if your tastes are like mine, you like cider not wine And your very favorite thing to do Is get a pretty girl dancin' to jug band music And a mess of mama's barbecue

FFML_314 11

Monday 27 September 2010 11:57

Do I get an extra 10 for adding? :D

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 27 September 2010 18:16

No points if you Googled!

GRyphonLJJ 0

Monday 27 September 2010 22:29

Emmet Otter's Jug Town Band Christmas special. The MC of the talent show Emmet & friends entered was Harrison Fox. This holiday delight from somewhere after Star Wars and before ESB was produced by George Lucas. No...Didn't Google. Just was 15 or so at the time and madly in love/lust with Harrison Ford. ;)