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By Zeco - 05/02/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, I was driving to work when I was almost hit by a teenage driver. I gave her the finger and shouted "F*** you!" making sure that she heard me. I then saw my boss glaring at me from the passenger seat. FML

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By erineilis - 16/08/2011 14:22 - United States

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By will3000 - 12/01/2011 13:28

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By k…… - 09/06/2012 21:35 - United Kingdom - Telford

Today, while driving home from work, I noticed the driver next to me was happily chatting on her phone. I fucking despise these would-be murderers, so I slammed my horn to signal my disgust. She panicked and swerved straight into my car. FML

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By Crash - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I saw a woman still texting on her phone as she started to drive away when the light turned green. I made sure to stare her down and give her a dirty look because she wasn't paying attention to driving. She laughed as I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By prettyinpurple - 10/02/2009 04:54 - United States

Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML

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GreeneyedWonder 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:11

Wow, give the poor teenager a break, I don't think there's a reason to yell "**** you". We all have to be new drivers at some time.

you_failed 15

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:10

Hahaha xD YDI. Just honk! No need to make yourself look like an enraged idiot. :P

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babyfacee__x 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:29

Damnnnn ;D

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:49

Tell them you were just singing to the lily allen song :D

saleha97 4

Sunday 6 February 2011 8:29

or Forget You by Cee Lo Green :)

mea_iloveskiing 26

Sunday 6 February 2011 14:57

Yeees! :)

Shinygirlnz 1

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:57

Learn to control your temper like an adult, OK?

hazeleyedmommy 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 7:25

agreed

YouCanHaveACoke 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 16:09

Thank you! OP, we know it sucks almost getting hit, but grow up.

ghbetuehe 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 2:59

You suck, OP >:[ You're the reason students are taught about "Road Rage".

starfruit 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:02

LOL

MadamMedicated 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:15

She's probably learning how to drive. You shouldn't be an ass. You were once a teen driver as well.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:29

#28 Exactly! I got my license just a few months ago, so I'm still kind of a shaky driver. I've gotten flipped off, honked at, and had a whole rainbow of obscenities thrown my way. Being a new driver is tough, especially if you're having to drive in a busy city or on the freeway. Not a lot of people are very understanding of new drivers, even though it should be fairly obvious how inexperienced we are by our iron grip on the steering wheel and constantly terrified expressions.

Chris19801012 0

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:38

get off the main roads then!!! my dad took me all over the back country before I could drive on the streets.

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:41

#35 Seriously, dude? There is no back country route to get to the job interviews in the city. I'm not a BAD driver, I just have moments where I'm unsure about what to do in a situation. I haven't been driving for that long, and I'm not always perfect, but I'm actually a decent driver. Every new driver has moments of "OH SHIT."

nerdsgetmehot 22

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:53

What I'm trying to say is that I'm a new driver, not a bad driver; there's a difference. My mistakes aren't "Whoops, I almost ran into that guy" but rather "I hesitated a couple of moments too long at a green light because I was confused about whether or not to turn here." I'm not an idiot driver that fiddles with their phone or iPod and doesn't give a shit about drivers around me. My few driving "mistakes" in the last few months have never, ever endangered myself or the others around me and have merely been annoying for the others around me.

sayurikat02 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 3:58

#39 nice hair cut btw.

sayurikat02 3

Sunday 6 February 2011 4:02

I think my original post didn't go through. I am honestly terrified of driving. So I just walk/bike or use public transit.

someguy314159265 15

Sunday 6 February 2011 5:50

I'm also terrified of driving, and would like to walk/bike/take the bus, but my mom insists that I learn to drive. Actually, that's probably a good thing, although I do enjoy GTA games a bit too much.