By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
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Happygofucky 0

Your boyfriend sure has incredible timing. Throw the douchelord overboard!

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DocBastard 38

Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.

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Asilum 0

holy Crap! !!! are there dolphins on the cruise

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ladiesman219 4

it would have been funnier if he said April FOOLS, well since your single again make him jealous

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silvic84 0

that's so champion... note my sarcasm... fail loser! don't do it

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scottishandrew1 0

well played sir

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what_a_drag 0

wow kick his ass out of the room.....let him figure out what to do and where to sleep for the rest of the cruise..find yourself a new guy. what a dick

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sourgirl101 28

When ever I've been on a cruise, I was barely in my cabin. There's soooo many things to do. Live it up and have fun clubbing and sleeping under the stars!(:

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DocBastard 38

Step 1) Go to the bar and get a drink Step 2) Go to the buffet Step 3) Repeat steps 1 and 2 You're welcome.

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sourgirl101 28

I going on a cruise to the Bahamas in June and currently dieting to make up for those 10 pounds I'm going to gain following those very steps.(:

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sourgirl101 28

I going on a cruise to the Bahamas in June and currently dieting to make up for those 10 pounds I'm going to gain following those very steps.(:

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sunnysurfchick 0

not your best advice doc. sorry but true.

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FarSide 22

Damn #36. I'd hate to be the one hitting your fat thing at the end of the trip...

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MellyLuck1484 7

if his cc is paying for the room... build up that tab! If it's yours, make sure he doesn't do the same!!

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