By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 020
You deserved it 2 170
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Darkness_Hate 29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

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rieebee 23

Her loss, you can do better.

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Fas4wd 13

I say you deserve it. And be happy about that. Life is looking better for you.

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FallenMetalAngel 17

Hey it's ok, you could be her lawyer one day when she gets arrested with her druggie boyfriend.

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pizzaslut247 12

he has an income? and a 'stable career?' lol that's nice

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Slothman102 11

You hear that? That was the sound of the bullet you just dodged.

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CosmicElk 26

Sounds like shes been buying drugs already to make that decision.

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up_a_tree 15

I wonder how stable his income will be if he gets caught and sent to jail

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Izabel12 7

I just don't understand these females now a days. Smh. Well at least your future is looking bright! :)

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Enzymatic 14

her loss mate. its her choice to mess her life up

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cosmicdancer84 7

She might be smoking meth. congrats on your job though!

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