By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Darkness_Hate 29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

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rieebee 23

Her loss, you can do better.

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Goblin182 26

You will have the last laugh when she ends up in prison after he uses her as a mule and she gets busted with possession with intent.

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Le_ponderer 14

Hurray for you OP! You should be of good cheer because who wants to reproduce children with such an oxymoron. Good luck with your wonderfully planned future.

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derpina72 23

You dodged a bullet, trust me. If he seriously left you for a drug dealer, odds are she'll get addicted and when he leaves or get thrown in jail, she'll come to you cause she'll know you'll have a good job and she'll mooch for money.

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plan_Z 14

This is where a quick phone call from a pay phone to your local constabulary about her new mans current location and business practices will even the score. I am not a advocate for snitching but drug pushers deserve it.

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ProgrestYourself 4

.....snitching sounds EXACTLY like what you're an advocate for

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lvg_fml 10

Sorry for you but you will meet someone much better. She probably has a drug problem

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Given our state's drug problem I'm really not surprised. That does suck OP. Sounds like you dodged a bullet though. She's in for a world of problems.

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Bragi 12

Count your blessings, OP. Sfe's clearly a junkie.

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eezaak 2

You dodged a bullet there mate. Just be patient and you'll find someone waaay better.

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Manic1 13

While her new boyfriend is busy getting locked up ( bound to happen eventually), you will be busy with your new life and finding a woman who knows a good thing when she sees it.

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9a_1z 12

So is he a drug dealer as his main occupation or he is a student who sells drugs to other students as a supplementary source of income (not that that's classy) and you've zoned in on that to make yourself feel better?

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