By WTF - 15/10/2015 04:43 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
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Darkness_Hate 29

Why are you complaining about? You'll have a good job, money and a girl who will be better than this one (better be single now than after).

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rieebee 23

Her loss, you can do better.

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UserError94 18

But did you smash??

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YoungMalcolmX 13

Really bruh... The very fact that you even thought that says so much about you.

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UserError94 18

Hey man, it was a joke. Don't be so uptight. I don't actually give a shit if he did it with his girl or not. I actually believe in abstinence until marriage. I was just throwing somethin out that me and my buddies usually laugh at cause it's just a dumb joke that tries to catch people off guard. Lighten up tho

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laden_swallow09 34

Backpedaling, attention *****. Keep your sophomoric sexuality between you and your dear buddies. If it were a joke, that would mean there was something funny about it. There isn't.

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malimir 20

I bet he has something you don't ... Drugs! I say Good riddance!

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jinsy 13

She just wants the free drugs mate, don't take it personally

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Anubis95_fml 10

Scum belong to scum. Let her go, she's not worth another second of your time.

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jozhe 21

That's probably not the real reason she dumped you.

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born_hustla 26

I'm not saying she's a gold digger ...

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Augustus18 10

Ur way better off without her (Btw what does op mean)

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Brightbulb 39

OP=Original Poster

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