By potassiumgirl - 11/04/2012 19:53 - United States - Hollywood

Spicy
Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 062
You deserved it 38 900

Same thing different taste

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Tweekz14 5
nofearjenshere 12

It's a sin not to swallow, there are people starving in Africa.

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TheBonzaiGirl 0

Op, does your name happen to be Ms. Chokesondick? ;)

Throat is fine, I worry about teeth the most. Pics?

killd0ll 3

When they said deep throating that's not what they meant...

You mwah there's such a thing as a bad *******?

You could have read a article in Cosmopolitan on how to give head.

diidiimi 10

Next time try a cucumber. There's less fruit-**** in those.

What...the...****... Seriously..? You don't inhale you suck. Learn to breathe through your nose NOT your mouth when giving a ******** and it will be not only a lot easier for you but a lot better for your boyfriend.

I love how everyone's so open about how they give head and are trying to give you advise like they're experts on it. AWESOME guys. I mean girls.

I'd much rather hear a guy's advice on how to give head than a girl's, guys know what they're talking about. Way too many girls think they're great at giving head because far too few guys complain about bad ********, they're just happy to have their dick in a girl's mouth.

230- ......Fine, since you asked and no one else seems to want to volunteer an opinion as a "Blow-job Recipient", I shall presume to give advice as a male spokesperson. :p (1st, understand there are different preferences for different guys, so take it with a grain of salt.) A ******* uses your mouth, but that doesn't mean you can't use your hands to do half the work for you. Polish the first 2 or 3 inches with your mouth, and use your hands to simultaneously stroke the rest of the full length. Believe me, guys are used to stroking their cocks with a little more force than what your lips can squeeze. Suck and stroke together. And please, no teeth. :p That's scary, not sexy. When we say suck, we don't mean take the nob right off. Think about using as much force as you'd use on a Popsicle, maybe a bit more. Tease with it, don't try to do maximum damage in minimum time. :) Some guys are visual and love to watch. Some like moaning for the mental stimuli and humming sensation. Try it and communicate, best advice I can give. (That was a little awkward, hope it helps the girls and benefits the men out there!) Cheers! ;)