Animals: Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float...

By goodmorning - 07/09/2014 13:45 - United States - Nashville

Today, I was eating a bowl of cereal and noticed something float to the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a mouse turd. I had already eaten half the bowl. FML

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Today, I found a mealworm in my cornflakes. I had already finished most of the bowl. I didn't make it to the toilet to throw up. FML

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By cereal stepper - 23/10/2016 09:42

Today, I got out of my bed and immediately stepped into a half-eaten bowl of cereal. FML

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By Eddy - 14/03/2015 03:27 - United States - Mountain Pine

Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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By Sarah-grace - 17/05/2016 22:20 - United States - Benton

Today, I was dumping some old milk in the sink and noticed it wasn't going down. Assuming food was clogging the drain, I stuck my hand down in it to remove the food. I removed a blueberry and half a cockroach. FML

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By MouserMan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Olds

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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Sorry, little dude

By dire-rear - 16/01/2010 20:19 - Singapore

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

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egyptain_me 11

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:26

What a great and nutritious way to start the day

amberv61 22

Sunday 7 September 2014 19:58

Technically I wouldn't feel anything because you know I would be dead

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martin8337 35

Sunday 7 September 2014 21:09

Check the cabinet or pantry where you store you cereal for cracks on the wall ir flooring. A mouse can get through a crack about a quarter inch wide and a hole about the size of a dime. If that's the case seal the crack/hole. And set traps if the old school trap use peanut butter, cheese does not work. Good luck.

McMan 23

Sunday 7 September 2014 22:01

Solid advice. Some people aren't realizing it like the "SUE!" comment, but like you said, the problem's probably on OP's end and not the company's. OP, you'd want to deal with a mouse problem soon if you have one. Besides chewing through things, they can leave behind rather unpleasant surprises like you experienced. What's even worse is the urine. They can seriously ruin things if they have their way for a long enough time.

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 8 September 2014 0:23

so, we used peanut butter on the trap, along with a few other things and the mouse just ate it off, essentially making himself a pet. so then we put out a glue trap. it was gone the next day. I think I feel worse about that than the snap trap.