By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML
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CaptNomNom 17

I read it as 2 hours. Screw my dyslexic...

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vucui 21

Not that fancy of a dinner if you're eating spaghetti (probably paid around $9 for something you can make at home for much cheaper). Anyway, your ex needs to get over it. It's been two years. Sorry for your luck.

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plaguer 26

You're right, restaurants never overcharge for food. Oh wait. Also: Olive Garden much?

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vucui 21

If you're at Olive Garden, there's much better than that to eat. I still stand by my statement.

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plaguer 26

Except that your statement was that OP paid for a cheap dinner, not that it wasn't good and should have gotten something different or better. Two meals can easily go for $30+.

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Keevarou 17

What is better to eat or not depends on the persons taste. Maybe he prefer spaghetti over some fancy food, you may never know, oh the wonders of life

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conqueror57 11

Plaguer, if you think Olive Garden counts as a "fancy dinner" you're probably going to wind up with bitter exes dumping spaghetti on you, too.

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plaguer 26

I simply stated that Olive Garden charges more than $9. If someone doesn't like me because of that fact, they don't sound like much of a winner themselves.

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gc327072 30

Who the **** cares what your opinions of fine dining are?

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Mifflicious 18

17, spaghetti is not fancy if you're a lousy cook who only uses the cheapest stuff to make it from. So I guess you are not just bad at cooking, but also avaricious. When we make spaghetti, it's no way in hell it would cost only 9$ ..

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drewflav 17

Ever consider that they were at a fancy Italian restaurant where spaghetti is not considered the main course, but rather the appetizer? Watch more Food Network, it's more common than you think.

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vucui 21

Then he's stupid for paying $30+ for something he could have made at home for cheaper. Probably would've been more romantic, and this FML would never have happened.

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Autoshot 9

75 - all that Food Network tv hasn't done much for your attention to detail. OP states that it was his spaghetti "dinner."

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PhilSnake22 13

What a bitch. It's been two years, there's really no excuse for what she did. Just as well you got out when you did.

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Tezoma 28

That's a waste of fancy spaghetti! I how the rest of your night went well. You know, after the initial shock.

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Enslaved 36

It's just like a scene from a movie! :P Can't say I haven't dreamt about doing the same thing to a few but I refuse to stoop to that childish level.

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charvisioku 22

2 YEARS LATER!? The only excuse to still be angry 2 years later is if you slept with her sister or you abused her in some way. I'm guessing not, so you had an incredibly lucky escape. She's clearly a raving bunny boiler. Shame your girlfriend didn't knock her out.

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countryrose92 23

Even still my ex abused me and slept with my "best friend" I wouldn't be childish enough to drop spaghetti on them, I would just walk in with my super hot, sweet boyfriend and eat at the next table showing him what he coulda had but was stupid and lost. :) throwing spaghetti is childish and there is no reason for it, esspecially 2 years later. (Excuse my typos, I suck at spelling :))

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court_f 8

It's that time of month to throw spaghetti on your ex's?

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yesyesnonono 10

Honestly we can't fairly vote on this one unless we know the circumstances of the breakup. Maybe OP cheated with his new gf and they ended up together. Ydk for sure.

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charvisioku 22

So? Still incredibly excessive to throw his food over him 2 years later. Get the **** over it, seriously...

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pradip 26

Did u broke up via a text message(assuming), and maybe u didn't give her a chance to venge her anger. She was super excited when she found you in a rather helpless position and made an example out of it.

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Posthuman 26

You know what happens when you assume...you become the subject of an overused joke -.-

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darnellq 13

Also you know what happens when you blast someone for spelling errors too quickly? You make them yourself. Broke should be brake, and venge should be vent. Am I right? I won't even correct "u" as that is embarrassing enough.

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jskains 6

That is considered an assault and is illegal. If you want your own revenge, you should have charged her with the cops.

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superrocket19 17

That is rude, and u should've just wiped your face off and ordered more. You can forget about things, OP

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