Love: Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute...

By Raw95 - 15/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML

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By Dave - 23/04/2012 13:22 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I left my number on my receipt for a cute waitress. As I was leaving the bar, she came running out and called me over. I obviously got excited. Turns out I'd forgotten to sign my slip. FML

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By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 12:07

Today, while working as a waitress, an attractive woman sat at one of my tables. When she paid, I decided to be bold and write my number and "Call me" on her receipt. She put in a complaint to my manager. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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Typecast

By nerd - 16/10/2009 15:08 - Singapore

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food, I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - Nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I went out to eat. When I walked into the restaurant, a lady approached me and said she'd seat me soon. After a long wait, I saw that same lady leave. Then I realized she didn't actually work there and was just screwing with me. FML

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Emika_fml 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:42

Now surely she'll remember YOU, and not the twelve other men she's given out her number to. No, seriously, this'll be a great story to tell your grandkids.

metalyoshi9 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 12:43

I see this as more of a positive event than a negative one. You got a hot chick's number. So what if you didn't watch where you went? To me this just sounds like calling for attention and shouldn't be on here. >_>

Comments

mylifeisfuckeddd 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 2:38

BAHAHAH!!! #8!!! i looked at ur comment thinking "aww he can't be that bad, don't be mean" but then i saw his picture and OMG I DIED!

ideclarewar 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 3:20

You're a failure. You don't deserve her. Give me the number.

iKayla 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 4:03

Well done, my friend, well done. Apparently, you would rather stick to "poles", than chicks.

SimpleIdiot 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 19:28

lolz it happens though not quite humorously keep this in mind: dont walk backwards ever!

snomansam 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:42

No worries man this isnt a bad thing- she will remember you and think that it is 'cute' youve got her in the bag bro!!!

jguarin 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 16:25

you asked for that watch your step!

BakerMan_fml 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 13:22

Eh, some girls kinda dig the clumzie-ness and regard it as cute. Believe me; when there are hot girls around gracefulness is always absent!

qwertyjon 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 22:09

haha, its not that bad, she prolly thinks you like her enough that when you looked at her you didnt want to look back at the doorframe call her, if she likes you, that wont make her not and #34, same here dude ahahaha