Love: Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat...

By Anonymous - 04/11/2010 19:07 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML

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Thanks, I hate it!

By ugly - 14/11/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I was in McDonald's with some friends. When I got up to the register to order, the guy there appeared startled by me, and said, "Whoa, you're really pretty." No one has ever said anything like that to me before. When I told my friends, they laughed and said, "Wow. He must have been drunk." FML

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You deserved it 3 525

Spooky

By Lizzielollipop816 - 18/02/2010 06:38 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 288

You deserved it 3 660

By imsadnow - 31/01/2011 20:01 - United States

Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 142

You deserved it 7 297

By Tasty - 19/07/2009 22:02 - United States

Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML

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You deserved it 6 928

By Anonymous - 20/07/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML

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You deserved it 13 577

Grown up

By ugh - 14/08/2012 16:52 - United States

Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML

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You deserved it 2 046

Well, this is awkward

By Samantha - 29/03/2009 03:14 - Canada

Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 202

You deserved it 21 870

By saywhatnow - 25/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 486

You deserved it 3 191

Close shave

By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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You deserved it 800

Love is love, dude

By lonelyengineer - 19/12/2010 10:28 - Germany

Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML

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You deserved it 32 190

DrAwesome 6

Thursday 4 November 2010 23:52

Oh, just take the compliment. The last time someone told me that I was a beautiful girl, it was my acting teacher. Sadly, we weren't in a theatre class, or a school at all. Repressed memories... *shudder*

EpicPear 0

Thursday 4 November 2010 23:54

Before anything give him a BJ and get some cash and jewelry and then tell him you are a guy. "Today, I saw the most beautiful girl I have ever seen. After she gave me a ******** and I gave her some jewelry she said she was a man."

Comments

Fortuitous 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:24

On the bright side, if you can't find the perfect girl, now you know where to look for comfort!

leelee12_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:29

hahhaa at least you know you make a pretty woman (:

ericherr1 7

Sunday 15 May 2011 8:19

you got no boobs

amerwin 3

Friday 5 November 2010 0:32

Were you wearing sweatpants that had a slogan written across your ass, and one of those terrible, "trendy" rhinestone t-shirts?

Fresh4416 0

Friday 5 November 2010 1:01

hahaha.... mullet....

daven_fml 0

Friday 5 November 2010 0:34

YDI for eating at McDonalds. you should try eating at a place that serves FOOD! McDonalds is all chemicals. even their cheese is nothing that comes from a cow. watch Supersize me or Fast food Nation for proof. OR keep eating there and watch yourself get fat.

jakeisawake 3

Friday 5 November 2010 0:41

Dude, McDonalds has Megamind toys with their happy meals; you know that's kick ass.

EEric_14 0

Saturday 4 December 2010 16:57

I agree mcdonalds is disgusting, greasy fat thats what the base of all their food is made of

Octain 13

Monday 27 February 2012 6:31

Seriously? Almost everything is fattening. You just have to limit yourself, it's not like he specified that he ate McDonalds EVERYDAY. And what does McDonalds have to do with creepy older men? You can find those just about anywhere.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Friday 5 November 2010 0:39

Agree with #1, if you look feminine and don't like it, try to change that. Maybe the old man was senile, but it's far more likely you need to get haircut, grow a little facial hair, and take off that damn dress! FTCB.