By Anonymous - 20/09/2010 09:37 - Australia

Today, I was emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher when I reached down and accidentally got the tip of a steak knife wedged half-way under my fingernail. My mum yelled at me for getting blood on the clean dishes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 35 481
You deserved it 3 857

Same thing different taste

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emmaleeislamee 0

Wow, you're mum seems like such a nice lady.

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Independantlove 0

lol aren't knives supposed to be put in the dishwasher with the point down O:-) fail at looking OP hehehehe ps: 23- You fail. lol that was the WORST fail at YDI evvvverrrrr ;D

We have no proof that OP loaded the dishwasher, and if someone else did so, OP would be unaware of how the dishes were loadd. This is something my mother did to me when I was a kid. She was the QUEEN of loading knives sharp-side up. It was a minefield to unload the dishwasher. Despite this knowledge I did get cut once, when I was about 8. She threw the mother of all temper tantrums at me, claiming I had done it deliberately because I was "a lazy piece of shit" and wanted to get out of doing chores (BTW, nice way to talk to a second grader). Gee, I just loved getting stitches! SO worth it. Fortunately for her, the stitches were in my right hand and I am left handed, so I was still able to scrub out the bathroom for her. Some mothers are just a-holes and that's that.

Independantlove 0

O.o *starts singing* Awwwwwh freak out . do do de dum dun. ;) that sounds horrible! but at the same time its humorous >:3

Damn, bankrupt, I'm sorry for you and your upbringing. Seriously, that's messed up. I hope that if I ever even think of treating my daughter that way that my wife would beat the stupid out of me.

fmltiligothigh 0

this sounds just like another fml, this is fake

owww that made my fingers hurt just reading that. hope it gets better soon, that sounds painful :)

FYLDeep 25

That's actually pretty stupid. I could understand of it was just a knife in some arbitrary location of the dishwasher, but no. You were emptying the cutlery section of the dishwasher, just an entire section where everything happens to be sharp, and you still managed to be careless enough to cut yourself. You might need to work on your risk assessment skills.

LOL Risk Assessment for operating a DISHWASHER!!!

ydi, you're not supposed to put those kind of knives in the dishwasher.

Steak knives are fine to put in the dishwasher.

that's why you put the sharp (pointy) end down, old sock...

ur mom is prbs just nwrvou bout what hapened