Love: Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 15/12/2009 08:10 - United States

Today, I was excited when I saw a missed call. It wasn't my ex-boyfriend finally willing to talk, it was the creepy guy I met on the bus in November who I haven't seen since but has written me poetry. FML

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By Hello - 20/06/2011 05:21 - United States

Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 07:09 - Australia

Today, I received 5 missed calls from a florist stating that they were having problems delivering a bouquet from my ex. I was thrilled at the idea of a reconciliation. Turns out however that he just got mine and his new girlfriend's phone numbers confused. FML

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By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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By scumbag - 05/11/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML

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By lyssanthamum - 09/04/2009 02:35 - United States

Today, on the train, I got excited when I suddenly noticed I had a missed call and voicemail from a boy I liked. With a grin on my face, I told my friend. My dad overheard and said, "Oh sweetie, he probably had the wrong number." The voicemail was blank. I texted him. The call was indeed an accident. FML

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By kevdev - 09/09/2010 19:58 - United States

Today, I received an email from an ex who I haven't heard from in two years. Excited that it might be her asking if we could meet up, I opened it. It was a virus. FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By dino317 - 27/02/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML

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Jimboom 11

Tuesday 15 December 2009 12:52

Well if you gave him your mobile number then YDI. If however he is stalking you and thats how he got your number then FYL indeed. The first seems more likely so I'm going to go with YDI

ParaplegicPony 0

Tuesday 15 December 2009 16:15

I agree. Don't give out your number and then complain that he's calling you. If a girl gives a guy her number he generally thinks that she is interested so he will probably call. YDI.

Comments

xx_irish_rose_xx 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 22:35

YDI if you gave him your #

capricaz 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 14:08

uhhhhh that's why you make up a number duh! Who gives real numbers to creeps anyway?

dOrklOve 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:02

He Probably Watches You While You Take Showers xP.!

EveryDayJackAss 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 9:36

well at least no one is gonna die here........but that will eventually come at one point or another, hell, talk about love at first sight. Either that or he fails at life.

xoxcami18xox 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 5:59

thats creepy

DReamBig24 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:55

why would you give him your number then...?

webber628 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 7:34

well if they broke up with her I understand because you can't just stop loving someone in an instant and if they want to talk it over and fix the problem , that is not creepy

jbchica 7

Friday 16 December 2011 5:14

Why on earth would you give him your phone number??? YDI unless of course he stalked you and that's how he got it..but that doesn't seem very likely considering he's just some guy that you met on the bus and he stalks you and writes you love poems..he probably doesnt have the ability to track down your number.