By sorry, kiddo - 30/06/2013 21:44 - Belgium - Brussels

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Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML
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relaxedninja 18

What do you mean they rarely happen!!??! D:

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ballettillidie 8

They rarely happen in YOUR world...

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miSsFlien 15

If my son thought that's how sex is, I would punch him. Seriously, guys in their teenage years are the ultimate douchebags and we need to extinguish them. Good job, OP.

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angeluv_2014 22

Maybe he was crying because his mom caught him with **** and then decided to go all anal (excuse the pun) and analyize the shit out of it, forcing him to talk with his mother about sex. Maybe. :|

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LissaMccracken 23

But he talked to his DAD. Sigh, it says the gender people!

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mr_jack_meoff 5

That's because in your generation, they were extremely rare, in today's world, you can get one on the bus to church.

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kitsune309 15

I have the suspicion that all the commenters that say threesomes are a dime a dozen have never had one...

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Pukhalove 4

that's not true a lot of my friends have threesomes :P

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thatnucca 36

On the bright side, he won't be finding out who "Wesley Pipes" is...

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Shepardspie71 8

Don't lie to the boy. Whole world of sex to be explored

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LifeFailure 16

Ummm, I had 6 threesomes by the time I was 22 years old. But then again, I'm a girl and the threesomes were with 2 guys. Guess that's more common. Also can't be too rare for a **** star... your son may now have new career goals.

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LissaMccracken 23

All I'm gonna say is wow... Seriously... Wow to this comment...

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graphicstyle7 17

It actually really depends on what you are into, where you hang out, and who you know. I know people who do that sort of thing all the time... Maybe you should explain to him that the EMOTIONS and ways of going about finding a lover in a **** film are the un-realistic part. Have him read the "Savage Love" column, that should give him a pretty realistic view of the world of current sex.

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patriciadusud_fml 8

It happens more than you think.... lots of girls are curious trying with another girl... and ask their boyfriend to try a threesome.... the girl is here more for the girl than for the boy.... and not all the guys accepts that...

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