Intimacy: Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Sarkisa54 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:19

Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol

monkeysinatree 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:18

This seems to happen a lot in FML...

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jayyem 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:09

My boyfriend does the same shit -.-

amandajlucas2015 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 4:09

Honestly, from an outsiders perspective it sounds that y'all aren't very close if the first thing that u text him all day is you wanting some emotional support.. And he doesn't text u back for half an hour and when he does it completely ignores what your text was about and is asking for nudes.. When my boyfriend texts me after a long period of time it's not asking for nudes it's asking how I'm doin or how my day is goin or sayin that he loves me.. Maybe it's time to rethink ur relationship

kait11 16

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:12

Im sorry:( that's not nice of him. I've found that the type of guys I date that do that, in the long run it usually ends badly. Try talking to him and tell him how you feel about it, and if he still doesn't respond the way you need, it might be better to find support somewhere else.