Intimacy: Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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You deserved it 4 680

It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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You deserved it 8 664

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 375

You deserved it 17 913

By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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You deserved it 6 886

By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Sarkisa54 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:19

Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol

monkeysinatree 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:18

This seems to happen a lot in FML...

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nerdstuck101 8

Wednesday 15 August 2012 7:16

Give them to him!! Guyz appreciate itttt!!! ;) hell totes console u then;))))) !

hannahstirling 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:43

My boyfriend does the same thing.... So annoying.

EyeLoveChicken 0

Wednesday 15 August 2012 15:30

Your problems don't matter, but show me some *******!!!!

CourtneyNicole2 6

Wednesday 15 August 2012 22:13

Story of my life..

loganpaige 6

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:00

Sounds like my boyfriend lol

wpolo02 7

Thursday 16 August 2012 7:54

Did you send him any?

alohalili 0

Thursday 16 August 2012 8:09

What an a hole seriously

88vivera 9

Thursday 16 August 2012 20:16

Dump him

iheartzombies15 4

Friday 17 August 2012 1:52

Had this happen to me -________- only I wasn't dating the guy

LittleMagicWolf 7

Sunday 19 August 2012 14:23

This is part of why my last relationship didn't work out. Sorry OP :(

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Today, I was about to leave for my honeymoon with my new husband, when he saw my deodorant in my bag. He picked it up and asked what it was. When I said it was deodorant, he gave me a confused look and said, "Girls don't wear deodorant." He actually believed that. FML

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Today, I noticed that my boyfriend's sister looks at my ass more than my boyfriend does. FML

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Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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