Intimacy: Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping...

By Anonymous - 13/08/2012 18:48 - United Kingdom - Goole

Today, I was feeling really down, so I texted my boyfriend, hoping to get some emotional support. He texted me back twenty minutes later, asking for nude pictures. FML

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By Nikki - 02/02/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML

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By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 17:59 - United States - Imperial

Today, my fiancé texted me, saying he'd been masturbating to pictures of me. I told him that I couldn't wait to get home and take care of him. He replied, "Nah, don't bother, I got this." Now I'm horny and sad. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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By Sunshine.0.ninja - 29/07/2010 18:28 - United States

Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML

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By luvlessbootycall - 24/07/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

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By blahppl14 - 27/12/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

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Sarkisa54 5

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:19

Send a picture of a nude GUY from google ;) see how he likes that lol

monkeysinatree 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 1:18

This seems to happen a lot in FML...

Comments

PollyluvsTigger 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:54

Sounds about right coming From a male!

twye 22

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:59

I know that feel.

sandrocampa 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 2:59

That's what you get for dating a tool.

brian_b005 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:03

Hey now, maybe he was going to give you Confidence and change your emotional issue.

coolbrony12 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:07

Maybe he'll return the favor!

kainpwnsu 19

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:08

The first mistake was Texting. Second, you contacted your BOY friend -- males have no concept of emotional support, other than it increases their chances of getting lucky.

Epikouros 31

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:09

Actually, the boyfriend's request was less demanding than the OP's. People who ask for emotional support whenever they're feeling down are immature, self-centered leeches. If you know someone like that, never give them your phone number!

happyvocal 1

Tuesday 14 August 2012 3:24

This is so ignorant, I hope no one will take your comment seriously. There is a difference between attention-seeking, and looking to others for comfort. This is her boyfriend, for Christ's sake, that's not even remotely attention-seeking. Maybe she was just having a bad day. For all we know, the OP could have depression, which sucks pretty damn bad from personal experience. My advice for you, is to avoid speaking out when you have no idea what you're talking about.