Miscellaneous: Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2009 04:08 - Canada

Today, I was feeling rebellious, I decided to procrastinate instead of studying for my really important English test tomorrow. I was having a pretty good time until I realized my idea of procrastinating was cleaning my TI-83 graphing calculator with rubbing alcohol and Q-tips. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2022 03:00 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I failed a calculus exam because I simply was too burnt out to study for it. I have not wanted to even look at a math problem since the beginning of the year, and I procrastinate all day instead of doing work, and it leads me here, typing at 2 a.m. to random strangers while having to get up tomorrow at 7. FML

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By Too Late - 19/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Sheboygan

Today, I went in to take my College Placement tests. I'd spent all week ignoring actual homework to study for these tests. When I got there, the responsible told me that the tests were last week. FML

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By hopeless - 26/02/2011 06:49 - United States

Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML

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Classic rookie mistake

By Anonymous - 04/11/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2012 23:32 - United States

Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML

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Nice try

By rutho - 27/03/2009 04:39 - United States

Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML

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Roommates from hell

By Failure - 09/11/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, I was taking a final test online that would account for 65% of my final grade, for which I'd worked extremely hard. I had one submission for the test, and my roommate thought it would be funny to click the "Submit All" Button while I was getting a glass of water. I got a 13%. FML

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By GetMeTheDamnBleach - 21/10/2014 19:46 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

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By sickly - 20/01/2011 05:47 - United States

Today, I came to school really sick because I had to take an important exam. After I finally finished, I accidentally sneezed on my answer sheet right before turning it in. The teacher refused to take it. FML

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Pile up

By shark - 27/11/2012 03:03 - United States - Houston

Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML

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Hazimius 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:06

Who are you rebelling for? The test will be your result and future...

AK 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:09

Well, at least you successfully procrastinated even more by posting this FML.

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insert_name 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:28

wtf...why is this a post? thats not an FML...thats just plain sad.

bollywood_rocks 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:33

No 10, so true! the 84 editions are the best so much so that I had two of mine stolen so I downgraded to the 83. They also now make a pink one in TI-84 *shudder* and it's about 10 dollars more

codbloodedkill3r 0

Monday 12 September 2011 14:57

Dude get a life NERD

kmccain 27

Saturday 16 June 2012 6:52

I like my pink one ( ._.)

loosey 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:35

procrastinating = the key to success!

boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:37

#4 I had English litterature exams, so needed to study all the works we'd read over the year. But, this isn't an FML... Procrastinating isn't rebellious, and cleaning something is probably a better way to take a break from revision anyway because it actually occupies your mind.

Emma_91 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:38

lol! totally hardcore. ^_^

wutupbruh 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:39

#10! same here!! and have you ever played block dude? sickest game ever... i have no life...

ohhdamn 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:45

you are a rebel (:

birds_fml 7

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:46

Well, it IS important to keep your calculator clean... those things have a ton of germs.

TheDoge 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 13:05

TI-84 is the way to go, hombre. Just upgrade and get that shizz sorted out. And relaxing is a great way to calm down before the test. If you're the guy who procrastination is cleaning graphics calculators instead of surfing **** and wanking, then you should know your stuff. Good luck my man.

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 13:06

Lol this is definitely an FML! You still have an 83? 84 plus is the lowest model I will clean with cutips, the rest aren't worth the trouble. If you get the chance, get an 89. Takes a while to learn some of its fancier functions, but it's a really awesome calculator.