By Anonymous - 19/06/2014 14:33 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML
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lakaiskate 12

He was only thinking with one head today

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lil_miss_simran 15

That was rude of him

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JMor52 7

Whoa that's a dick move, get it dick move. lol

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thatisaWIN 5

Explaining the joke doesn't make it any funnier.

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sparty48910 5

we got it. no need to explain. not like it was even fin y to begin with.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

when he ask how good it was reply with, I've had better

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toxic_walrus 15

Oh boy, sounds like a bit of a problem :P

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lalaney 14

That is so messed up. I would dump his ass. I understand why he felt awkward because it sounds like it was the first time you've ever asked, and the context was not romantic. Regardless, that was the most insensitive and horrible way to respond. Give your love to somebody with some empathy, OP.

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olpally 32

Yeah, that's not the best way to go about that. Explain why you feel that way instead of fishing for compliments.

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icaneverwin 3

In what possible way does asking if someone loves you is equivalent to fishing for compliments??

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ShittingHicks 4

Look at this kid's profile too, such a hypocrite.

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