Miscellaneous: Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place....

By didntknowyoucouldbreakit - 06/10/2012 20:29 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

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By Melie-Melo - 16/12/2008 07:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after repairing the toilet, the light, the shower, the cooker and the heater in the flat I've just moved into, my boiler dies. It's mid December, about 1 degree outside. FML

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By home owner - 20/08/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower for the first time in my new apartment. The shower head broke off the wall and slammed onto my head, while spraying water everywhere. I tried to stop the water, but only stopped the cold and got burnt by the hot. FML

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By vikhelios - 30/01/2010 18:45 - France

Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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By FrozenD - 12/12/2009 16:55 - Canada

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Drama!

By Anonymous - 16/09/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to make a dramatic exit after arguing with my flatmate. I slammed the door, but the handle broke, and I had to ask him for help to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2012 23:12 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I wanted nothing more than to go home and get into bed. While I was unlocking my front door, the flimsy key snapped off inside the lock. A locksmith was called out, who did nothing but sadistically guffaw at my misfortune and crack sarcastic jokes as he undid the lock. FML

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spikedrummer49 6

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:02

Smooth...

ColdplaySucks 18

Sunday 7 October 2012 2:03

You're a dumbass. Call someone to fix it, perhaps?

Comments

cherryllollo 7

Monday 8 October 2012 16:51

Open the windows while you wait for it to get fixed.

chuckcloninger 12

Monday 8 October 2012 18:40

Like everything in life you don't understand....Google it!

iHeartRKO 5

Thursday 11 October 2012 17:55

I don't see how that's "for fun", you really don't have a life OP.

drummercris 3

Sunday 14 October 2012 23:08

This made my day. Nice going btw.

hoffmanam 13

Sunday 3 March 2013 21:57

I just hate it when that happens

DevonSanedrac 4

Sunday 10 November 2013 15:09

I like how 40 Celsius is 75 fareinhait ( no clue how to spell that)

racerxyz 1

Wednesday 23 July 2014 19:27

#194: 40 degrees Celsius is 104 degrees Fahrenheit, NOT 75. This is an FML way more than you think.

Anonoly 4

Friday 8 May 2015 3:07

I'm pretty sure that's 72*f -_-

Comoke1024 19

Friday 22 May 2015 22:26

I like this post because there are way more people correcting the math than there are people posting incorrect temperatures. Also, more of y'all need to learn some math. Or at least use Google. FFS.