By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Do you wipe your ass with your feet then? I usually use my hands, so I don't see why I'd need to bend my legs, but FYL anyway.

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marleyvk 0

I don't see how you couldn't wipe your behind without bending your knee... I'm pretty sure if you just stand up and spread your legs you could do it.

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HouseHunter 2

I used to wipe my ass all the time... But then i took an arrow to the knee

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dee1206 1

I know how hard it is cause after my knee surgery I couldn't bend my knee let alone put my foot on the ground

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dee1206 1

It's doable but very painful and awkward knee surgery sucks

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RainaMadeilline 0

Did yu have to share that

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photochick77 20

I've had four knee surgeries in the past year..I feel your pain!

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