By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML
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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Do you wipe your ass with your feet then? I usually use my hands, so I don't see why I'd need to bend my legs, but FYL anyway.

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marleyvk 0

I don't see how you couldn't wipe your behind without bending your knee... I'm pretty sure if you just stand up and spread your legs you could do it.

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chimps692001 0

You had diarrhea after surgery? Pain killers that are prescribed after surgery cause constipation, not diarrhea. You MUST be unlucky.

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roldie 0

dude I feel your pain I'm now just able to bend my knee too been 8 weeks now -__-

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mrs_martin 0

that doesn't make since when I had my knee surgery and a brace screwed in keeping my knee strait I could wipe....so there's this called common sense....u should invest in it

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sexybunsrosey 0

know how u feel mate, I has knee surdgery a couple of weeks ago it's shitty ay

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niswisk 3

all u have to do is being sitting reach behind and wipe. not that hard.

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BumbleRoo 0

I had knee surgery too but I can still wipe? Haha

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Torialovesya 0

And you have to bend your knees to wipe your ass because......

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rummzy 6

Hey babe can I ask you for a favor?....... Lol

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