By foreveralone - 23/07/2013 09:51 - New Zealand - Torbay

Today, I was finally asked out on a date after a year of being single. Turns out he got the wrong number. FML
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yoimtrollin 24

...there's always more fish in the sea, right?

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Catkam623 27

So how long has perdix been in your basement noor?

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venom2421 10

Wow, a whole year. Bitch I'm 15 years single! Aww poop.

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DJisHere11 19

Awww you poor thing... Would you like my number? Haha, I'm sorry that was mean and insensitive.

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ermagherdaturdis 26

Ah, another person that's forever alone. ❤

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shan88 14

Hmm well if I was a male or into women or single, I would wife you. Who doesn't want someone with a sense of humour!!! (By the way it's not spelt wrong, I'm an Aussie)

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Desticles69 13

dont worry being singles funner anyways

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BaraSkit07 12

That's only true if you're with someone you don't love. Or if you are an extreme introvert.

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Jjimen1654 9

Hey now, being single isnt a bad thing. Just enjoy it.

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interesting33 36

Apparently the more you talk about someone - the more you fall in love with them (not sure how true this is) - so you could really irritate this guy on purpose.. and then he'll complain about you and you are in! :P

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