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By insomniac - 19/06/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I was finally going to fall asleep at a decent hour. Having insomnia, I generally get about 2 hours of sleep. Right as I'm about to fall asleep, 5 firetrucks decide to drive right in front of my house with the sirens/lights on. FML

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theironuterus 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:27

I'm sure the people whose house was on fire were equally annoyed with this small inconvenience

aback 4

Friday 19 June 2009 16:38

God, people. I don't see where the OP is complaining that the firetrucks saved someone's life, she's saying that she had the bad luck of the fire happening JUST as she was finally drifting off. You morons giving her a hard time about it are going to be crying when she conks out behind the wheel and takes your SUV out. OP--I feel for you. Insomnia is horrible. I hope you can find something that works.

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firegirl09 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:46

Also, not going code 3 for the flu is my point. You don't go with 5 trucks, lights, and sirens unless you know for a fact something's going on. That's my point.

watermind 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 0:46

Yoga

hilaryy_fml 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 1:32

I dont think the OP is actually complaining about the fact that it was fire trucks driving down past her house she was complaining that just as she was about to get to sleep something took her out of that. She would have complained if it were anything, I doubt she has any hatred towards fire fighters for doing their jobs. I feel really sorry for you having to suffer through insomnia. Although you might start seeing attractive Brad Pitt like men, that could be fun for a while... until you find out they're not real...

firegirl09 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:19

so let her say she was almost asleep and got woke up!!! thats all im saying. that was a thoughtless and selfish way to say it.

insinuendo 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 2:35

Oh, how DARE those firefighters go to save someone's life...jerk.

beautyisahorse 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:00

Obviously, you're suffering. You do realize there are some clean, nonaddictive meds out there don't you?

HAHAHSUCKS4YOU 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:10

Hahah that's weird.. I'm watching fight club right now :p

xxPrettyJane 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 3:58

did they decide to set a house on fire and save some people's lives too? jerks.

King_of_Kings 3

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:16

I FEEL FOR YOU. IM AN INSOMNIAC ZOMBIE MYSELF. IT SUCKS. if you guys reading this want to see some good videos of Things That Deserver To Be Destroyed, follow the following link - http://www.youtube.com/PlyWoodProductions

dr_house_MD 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 4:30

i think the person that needed the fire trucks should be posting this. and seriously the firemen were going to save peoples lives. they put their lives on the line everyday