Intimacy: Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started...

By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 166 723

You deserved it 13 694

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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You deserved it 4 588

Phone-blocked

By unamyous - 08/06/2012 13:26 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot in the bedroom. Her phone rang and she stopped to have an hour long conversation with her ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 657

You deserved it 4 165

Time for a change

By leogs23 - 15/11/2020 10:58

Today, I was in bed with my girlfriend and she asked to see my phone to check my Snapchat to see what was in there. After she was done with it, she start looking into her phone to see her memories and started crying over her ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 164

You deserved it 150

Not now, dude

By Anonymous - 25/10/2014 18:44 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I was hugging my girlfriend after she had a really bad day at work, when she burst into tears and started sobbing. For some reason that I'll never understand, it gave me a hard-on. She felt it, and now she thinks I'm a sick bastard. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 201

You deserved it 7 319

By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 176

You deserved it 10 782

Thank God

By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 196

You deserved it 167

Awkward

By Jeremy - 07/08/2009 02:03 - United States

Today, I was getting it on with a girl I've been talking to for three months. She's a year younger than me and it was her first time. So, I went easy. After five minutes she started crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she said that I reminded her of her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 81 424

You deserved it 7 422

I'll just hang out I guess

By jailbirdlove - 11/10/2010 01:38 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were making love. Her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it. It was her ex-boyfriend, calling her from jail. She talked to him for 15 minutes. To top it all off, before she hung up, I heard her tell him she loved him, and couldn't wait for him to get out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 792

You deserved it 4 300

I miss you

By Anonymous - 12/11/2010 00:41 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 645

You deserved it 3 985

Alexa, play "Don't Go" by Yazoo

By nexus - 22/09/2021 04:00 - Papua New Guinea

Today, my girlfriend is on her period. She hugged me, crying because she was going to miss me. Where was I going? To the store down the street and back. FML

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You deserved it 163

sbcpunkrocker 0

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:00

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

HurriKaty 4

Wednesday 29 April 2009 23:02

Bitch is crazy. Run. Run away.

Comments

tWitt3rBuG 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:06

Omg, leave her!!! She sounds Psycho!

DizzyDemon0 9

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:25

hahaha. leave her! but not till after you've had your fun...

devela 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:48

hate to brake it to you but highly unlikely that she was having an ******

coffeennicotine 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 17:49

You must really suck at what you do for her to be focusing on him during that. Also, I agree with the people that say leave her, because who wants to be with someone who's hung up on someone else. And #200, she probably wants him to leave her so she doesn't have to break up with him. That's probably why she did it.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:12

if you got laid anyway, don't complain

pat2rome 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 18:44

In the words of Tech N9NE, "When sexual activity happens/ And tears start to flow/ Time to go"

TheLittlestNinja 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:01

RUN FOREST RUN!!!!

f_ckerdef_ck 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:13

that some crazy shit. i would get the **** out.

judgeymcjudge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 19:27

I'm pretty much with 166 - ZeShadow. I dunno which aspect of this is the worst; her having a breakdown, you thinking it was an ******, or the potential cause of the breakdown (which could certainly include the fact that your act either stirred up some memories, or simply wasn't enough to block them out). But it's pretty damn likely it wasn't an ******, my friend - girls can't do much when at their "peak", let alone focus their thoughts enough to start bawling over an ex. Either your timeline is dodgy, it wasn't an ******, or she faked it to get it over and done with so she could have her sob session. Either way, it's all bad news for you, dude. Simple solution, though. If you're not able to discuss it with her, don't WANT to discuss it with her, and/or just don't give enough of a damn about her and the relationship to stick around, then end it. Alternatively, if you feel like both she and the relationship are worth a shot, and you have whatever it takes to discuss the... erm... 'event', then by all means do so. Best of luck either way. In the future, though... maybe learn to identify certain emotions better, yeah? Best of luck with that, too.