By fingerfuckd - 29/04/2009 15:47 - Canada

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Today, I was fingering my girlfriend. When suddenly she started crying at the peak of her orgasm, when I asked what was wrong, she replied. "I-I-I MISS HIM!" She was crying about her ex boyfriend. While I was inside her. FML
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sbcpunkrocker 0

that's your cue to leave her, run away as fast as you can

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duder 0

dude, abort mission and move on to the next girl... stat

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Miss_Tyff 0

Wow. Sounds like you were the rebound. That really sucks. Run while you can, she has too much emotional baggage and seems like a total nutcase.

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Gongshow88 0

dude.. you ****** up!! you got no wheels buddy..

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jman247 0

# 69 has the right idea. wham, bam, thank you mam

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ZiggyMorrison 0

#86 the OP said she was at the peak of her ****** #96 your an asshole and i hope she atleast returned the favor cause it would suck if you just finger her get a hard on and she gives you nothing in return unless what she said was a big boner shrinker for you which i can imagine it was

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aliciaachiang 0

i say you wipe your fingers on her shirt and jam

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chea_chea 0

Sounds like your gf has some shit to resolve. Believe it or not, but running away while you can might be necessary. Dead serious. Some girls will talk about past BF's and other guys like it's a habit, to the point of getting emotional about it and 'attaching' it to your relationship. I made a mistake choosing a girl like that years ago because i was young and stupid and she was attractive. As far as dating goes it was probably my worst regret to this day :( Gotta avoid the trainwrecks

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lostathome 0

Just think of what she'll say the next time you're banging her. Awesome for your self esteem.

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