Work: Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two...

By mjohnston - 27/03/2009 14:47 - United States

Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML

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By TrophyGirlfriend - 17/08/2009 05:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Friday 27 March 2009 20:22

Now you know never to date a coworker, much less a subordinate. If you manage to find another job in this economy, think with your head, not your dick.

shehzeenahmed 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:12

fired and dumped in the same day? that sucks man, and since she's the reason you got fired and she acted like that, then i say good riddance to you.

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Stormy_2021 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:28

And that's why you don't do things like that.

Lizo_fml 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:37

if this really happened, this is one of the worst FML's i've ever seen. I'm sorry man.

timemaster666666 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:39

go to a liqour store buy some absolut and u'll be fine ;) **** that bitch. :) and try to go back to ur boss and persuade him or something and go have revenge on ur gf if u dont get revenge then YDI

DamnGoodTimes 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:40

You got ****** in so many different ways. Sorry dude. :

jSOPURE 3

Friday 27 March 2009 20:40

Wow. That is definitely an FYL. :X

Chris968 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:45

I'm so confused this makes no sense. Were you fired because you hired her or fired because you were dating her?

holynemesis1208 3

Friday 27 March 2009 20:46

that sucks. sorry.

ginevra921 0

Friday 27 March 2009 20:48

hey i'm sorry about that. please seek counsel from a lawyer!! in any case, you shouldn't be the only one getting fired... and over such a shallow woman. i hope u get ur job back.