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By sdk2010 - 06/03/2012 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was fired from my job. My boss claimed it was because I smelled like alcohol, never mind the fact that my job was brewmaster at a beer company. FML
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TDD228 2

Wow your boss is a complete idiot.

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DrMime 10

Your boss has got to be dumbest person alive! Maybe he was the one doing a little drinking. Clearly, alcohol is not what ales you, you need to be weiser and explain that it wasn't your fault.

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JUQuest 2

I don't know if it was the wisest decision telling someone to be wiser when you spell it like that :p

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DrMime 10

*wooosh!!* that's the sound of the joke flying over your head.

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MetalxSoldier 26

15 he is talking about bud-"weiser" I'm guessing 15 is also your age.

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ssnowywinter 0

18- more like 5.

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ImTheAlpha 30

15- Even I got the joke. I'm just barely a teenager, for crying out loud!

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mikeymayhem_87 15

Some people barley get these references when it hops over their heads! :p

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Azail 15

Oh all of the puns are getting unbeerable

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DocBastard 38

Your job is to smell beer, not smell LIKE beer. Maybe if you hadn't gone swimming in the vats of that golden nectar you'd still have a job.

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DocBastard 38

Lefty, are you calling me an idiot? Seriously? Care to explain?

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mccaincracker 6

Doc - I may be wrong but I believe lefty was referring to his boss and OP? But then again maybe i'm one of those idiots. o-o

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Jasonf6 0

I smell a wrongful termination lawsuit a brewin.

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nickharbut 6

"brewin" I see what you did there.

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LeCommentator 1

Your boss is finding an excuse to fire you.

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ILike_Dancing123 19

Maybe he was drunk, that he blamed it on you. Poor you OP, send him too AA that'll be pay back.

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RodderstheLegend 5

Wouldn't there be a warning, suspension, investigation from HR? You cannot just get fired for smelling like alcohol. I would guess you are an incompetent dipshit and a long line of **** ups has led to your firing. Loser

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Azail 15

You sir are a fine example of the OP's boss. You are an asshole. That is all

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Sumo69 9

You got fired from the second most awesome job in the world that sucks

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Sumo69 9

Someone who married for money all I do is sit by the pool and get messed up it's awesome

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agm77 9

That's not really a job... That sounds like not having a job.

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