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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

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Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
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thereitgo 1

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

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disadvantage 0

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

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mrhahn530 0

number 75, thank you. That mental image just made the rest of my work day just a little more tolerable... ;-)

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helios_rex 0

Absolutely nothing wrong with that!!! That's part of foreplay and very erotic.

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wompwompwomp 0

Yes. #75 thank you very much. Please feel free to send pics of you and your girlfriend going down on each other to ilovelesbians@gmail.com, but only if youre hot lesbians

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Sofa_King 0

It is actually very good, most of guys don't like foreplay

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rixbury 0

see, your life is effed because you think that stuff is weird. Have a nice prude life. FYL

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effyouceeekay 0

Umm, Was that supposed to be kinky. Because like ew. i hope you shaved ur legs ;)

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aiko_saishoku 0

Am I the only one who's noticing the really lame/uninteresting FMLs lately?

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NorfolkDude 2

How is that weird? Sounds to me like you're insecure of your body.

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PaulG10 0

why did this get published?

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