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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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By NotsexyEnough - 23/11/2009 03:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be sexy and take off my clothes with his teeth. He ended up biting my leg. FML

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By plasticfantastic - 25/04/2009 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I met this guy I really liked at a party. We got chatting and then hit the dance floor. We had a "moment" and I went in to kiss him. He shot forward with his tongue already out. His eyes were open. FML

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By maddie - 27/12/2011 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were at dinner with his parents when he discreetly slid his hand up my skirt and tickled me. This caused me to kick his dad's recently broken leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, I was at a local club with my friends sitting at a table when some guys approached us. One of them started telling me about his recent adventures through Europe and was very interesting. Something warm hit my leg and I realized the guy was urinating on me. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By ilovesocks - 20/01/2010 06:17 - United States

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Classic move

By qyx3lmnop24 - 20/12/2014 07:33 - United States - Napa

Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML

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The moment when…

By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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By sarajj - 29/03/2013 21:36 - United States - Littleton

Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML

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Make believe

By somebodyelse - 17/08/2009 05:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML

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thereitgo 1

Friday 10 April 2009 20:05

that's not that creepy? it's not like the guy who said "Soon your belly will be plump with my seed." licking leads to oral.

disadvantage 0

Friday 10 April 2009 20:05

What's wrong with that? Seems fairly normal.. depending on how far towards the feet he wanted to go. At that point it starts to get weird, IMO. SSC, you're a lame ass. Go get a ******* job or a girlfriend or something. Being the 1st responder on FMyLife is worth absolutely nothing in this life.

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HomeBurger 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:12

seconded 50

babex21 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:11

hahahahhaha kinky.

Dusa_fml 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:14

I dont see how this is a FML...

chop_buster 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:14

I guess that's what happens when you ***** around.

kahaari 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:15

well, 52, he might just be inexperienced. or in the past, girls that he's been with werent into that kind of thing.

dontcallmekim 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:20

lol @ 8. yeah that one was creepy as hell. i dont understand why licking a leg is so creepy during sex. ?

jmaczor 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:20

OH MY GOD YOUR LIFE IS BASICALLY OVER A GUY ASKED TO LICK YOUR LEG! HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF FYL

knitbitch 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:21

How is that an FML?

lynnycake 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:23

What's wrong with that? I'm a girl, and when my boyfriend does it to me, I find it very sensual. It's polite that he asked, though.

HyperFlirt 0

Friday 10 April 2009 21:33

This is not a FML? If you were really against him licking your leg, you could've just responded "No thanks" or something similar. But me personally, I love my guy kissing/licking my legs/thighs...so... really, not FML at all.