Holidays: Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative...

By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, I was forced to spend New Years Eve with my strict/conservative parents in the middle of nowhere in Illinois. If I had nothing else, I looked forward to watching the ball drop in NYC. As the seconds counted down the T.V. shut off. Parental controls shut down cable at midnight. FML

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By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2008 01:36 - France

Today, I'm spending New Year's Eve absolutely alone. My girlfriend canceled our plans the day before so she could spend it with strangers and booze. Somehow, I still love her. FML

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By Acidcat - 31/12/2023 13:30 - India

Today, I asked my husband to spend New Year's with me watching a movie or maybe spending some time together. He said, "I can't upset my family by coming to celebrate New Year's with you." For context, we live separately because my Dad passed away and I can't leave my mum alone. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2021 11:01

Today, my New Year’s Eve consisted of four things: being home alone, drinking cheap alcohol out of a tooth mug, getting an upset stomach from that, then going to bed early with ear plugs. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2022 04:58 - United States - Chester

Today, it's both my 28th birthday and New Year’s Eve. Even though it's a Friday, tonight’s big plans are frozen pizza and going to bed early. I live with my parents and even they are going out tonight, leaving me to watch the dog. Happy Birthday, loser! FML

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By Yudith - 01/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I am passing New Year's Eve alone with my cat because everybody around me decided to celebrate in close committee, had a family emergency, or caught the C plague. FML

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By AH. - 07/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I told my parents that all I wanted for my 18th birthday was to go to a restaurant in NYC for a nice dinner. My parents said no, because it would cost too much money. I came home to see my parents had bought a huge TV for $800. We already have 3 televisions. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 14:45

Nowhere is in Kansas. and you can watch the ball drop online...it's not the same, but...Happy New Year anyway?

shamille 5

Friday 1 January 2010 14:39

what's the parental control code? i bet it's 0000 mwahahaha...

Comments

Left4Dead12 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 4:22

That must've sucked. Dx

The__Redneck 7

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:00

God forbid you should have to spend some time with your parents. On the other hand, I've been to Illinois, and FML for having to be there.

aullberg95 0

Thursday 31 March 2011 21:54

hey I live in Illinois

imnotcraZ 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 16:44

you still have parental controls?!

budd28 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 2:09

lol wow

FOXYgrandpa441 6

Friday 27 July 2012 5:01

Illinois is an hour ealier than N.Y.C. So it would have been at 11:00 PM

speakfreely 21

Monday 22 December 2014 3:23

How old r h

supplyman 5

Tuesday 22 December 2015 18:58

Sorry, but no chance. The ball dropping in New York would happen at 11pm in Illinois, so blocking cable at midnight would stop you from seeing the ball drop.