By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML
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lolatyouhaha 0

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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bxgurl95 0

I can't even explain the disgusting nature of this fml Its not really and fyl but that must have been gross and awkward

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alyssamarie218 0

thats so nasty. i would NEVER feed my birds skin. seriously. wtf.

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humorizer 14

My parakeets used to chew on my hair. It was cute But I don't think they actually ate it (I hope).

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cheertigers 0

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. seriously that's disgusting, F her life for being such a freak

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purple5 0

Oh, gross! I hope she told her - in the nicest way possible - no. Or you both said no! Ugh, that's disgusting. Is it even good for them to eat skin? >_>

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pinkpooh123 0

I think i just gagged in my mouth

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entropicage 0

The birds! They've developed a taste for HUMAN FLESH!!!

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regalarius 0

WIN. This isn't that disgusting. It's just skin. I eat chicken skin. It's yummy.

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Icalasari 0

OH MY GOD! ALFRED HITCHCOCK WAS RIGHT! Quick! We need to kill them before they rise against us!

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miss_california 0

yeah but it's normal and natural for humans to eat the skin (and meat) of birds. but for birds to eat human skin is probably not natural at all, as i imagine they would be herbivorous...surely nobody would be crazy enough to let a carnivorous bird start pecking at their skin cause who knows what might happen?

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skizza_fml 3

they're omnivores they eat both, since when would eating crickets lizards etc put them in a herbivore nature? and eagles hawks etc eat smaller birds and snakes, small birds main diet are seeds though

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