Health: Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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Shotta 3

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

ewww wtf

lolatyouhaha 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 16:21

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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claiiire_fml 17

Sunday 23 October 2011 7:03

What a freak...

MagyntaRose 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 19:05

Them damn birds are going to start the apocalypse.

ThatoneGothGuy 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:15

I'm 903 years old and what is this

swimgurly 2

Monday 9 January 2012 16:58

That is sooooo grosss. They should have a law so that people can't do that

GirlHoeForSale 0

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:28

Eeeeeeew!!!!!

blinksmilewink 23

Monday 30 January 2012 6:06

That lady sure is cuckoo!

shutterbug1190 14

Tuesday 6 March 2012 15:24

Oh god fmylife for reading this and having that picture in my mind. Yuck! That's so nasty I'm sorry OP

SerenadeLemonade 4

Tuesday 13 March 2012 10:39

F*ck. I can feel my lunch coming back up. =S FYL. Ewwwhhh.

naduskalove 3

Wednesday 14 March 2012 22:54

Holly shit ! That's nasty and crazy !

writergirl23 19

Monday 26 March 2012 6:05

Okay. That just set off my morning sickness.

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