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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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Today, a fresh gust of wind blew a really attractive woman's skirt up in front of me, revealing her yellow panties with Pikachu's face on it. Pulling her skirt down and giving me an evil leer, instead of apologizing, I somehow blurted out, "Pikachu!" imitating its voice. I ultimately got slapped on the face. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Twins

By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 7 June 2013 16:11

It was super effective, wasn't it?

meekthekit 6

Friday 7 June 2013 16:12

If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.

Comments

persings 5

Friday 7 June 2013 19:00

That bitch would be out of the house no one can take away your childhood

thepretender10 4

Friday 7 June 2013 19:19

Girlfriends: Awesome, Pokemon: Beyond Awesome...just don't mix the two.

heyitsamu 2

Friday 7 June 2013 19:20

that's awesome. but I agree Pokemon boxers would totally turn me on.

sweetcatastroph3 9

Friday 7 June 2013 19:21

time for big boy pants.

egrudy 9

Friday 7 June 2013 19:22

Ha ha cool chick!

davek 36

Friday 7 June 2013 19:31

Now there's a keeper.

DanqGirlxoxo 13

Friday 7 June 2013 19:38

So , dickachu will never evolve.

Cutiepup1116 0

Friday 7 June 2013 19:38

lol id never thought of tht...but its cool bet u were humiliated

devourerofbooks 10

Friday 7 June 2013 19:44

Her loss

kemando 22

Friday 7 June 2013 19:55

... I'd dump her if she was my gf. I'm sorry, but if she doesn't like pokemon she's not worth having around. lol, but seriously I prefer to date people who share my interests