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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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By Geez - 19/10/2009 17:02 - Netherlands

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 07:32 - United States - San Francisco

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2010 01:28 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By Herman - 13/02/2023 06:00 - United States - Bedford

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting frisky. She got my cock out, stopped, and told me it looked like "Rufus the naked mole rat." She spent the next 20 minutes showing me pictures, describing in detail why they looked similar, and laughing. FML

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 7 June 2013 16:11

It was super effective, wasn't it?

meekthekit 6

Friday 7 June 2013 16:12

If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.

Comments

kemnet 7

Friday 7 June 2013 23:56

So...Did she catch it?

Zepset_fml 13

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:11

Be thankful she was laughing at the clothing, and not something more important...

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:18

Guess no one's using Water Gun tonight..

spartangrl 6

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:44

pretty clever of her.. however I wouldn't have laughed about it... just went right with it. :)

illusong 16

Saturday 8 June 2013 0:55

I love the pikachu with lollipop! its super cute!!

The_Piquerist 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 1:51

If you're still wearing Pokemon underwear then perhaps you are to young to be having sex.

OnyxChick95 7

Saturday 8 June 2013 2:42

Sadly, that is also something i would do haha

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 8 June 2013 2:48

Dickachu must have been so confused. She kept summoning, but not choosing, him.

Drifting 21

Saturday 8 June 2013 2:51

Well at least all she did was laugh, she could have left you....and come on Dickachu! Lmfao brilliant for the win lol

ReverendDC 2

Saturday 8 June 2013 3:13

At least she still chose you....

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