Intimacy: Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 07:10 - United States - Marion

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

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Today, I finally got intimate with my girlfriend, the girl of my dreams. I undressed and, ready to step in bed with her, I see her staring at 'it'. Which was quickly followed by laughter. FML

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By shallowvomit1013 - 23/12/2009 01:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, i started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML

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By rufusthepenis - 02/10/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

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By ugh - 31/01/2012 00:25 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML

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By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By lovely - 19/12/2011 06:43 - Netherlands

Today, while having sex, my girlfriend suddenly broke down and started crying. Apparently, when I'm horny, my face reminds her of her dead dog. FML

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Welshite 39

Friday 7 June 2013 16:11

It was super effective, wasn't it?

meekthekit 6

Friday 7 June 2013 16:12

If my boyfriend had pokemon boxers I would marry him right then and there.

Comments

ginawater19 13

Friday 7 June 2013 17:25

Dump her. Guys where whatever underwear they can find. And they're usually weird. People shouldn't freak about underwear.

Sheh_fml 25

Friday 7 June 2013 17:42

I don't see how finding something funny is "freaking out". She didn't mock or insult him for them, just found it funny.

TogeBara 12

Friday 7 June 2013 17:57

you must be slow...dickachu is comedy gold

kat33_fml 7

Friday 7 June 2013 22:49

Have you never been in a relationship where you can laugh and joke around? Something like this is a normal thing for my boyfriend and I it doesn't mean we don't respect each other quiet the contrary we respect and trust each other more since we can joke and laugh at each other without the other getting angry.

AngrySailor 17

Friday 7 June 2013 17:27

WTF is a poke-ball? Never mind I'm sure I don't care.

dixiefoxx 22

Friday 7 June 2013 18:50

Nah, you're not awesome enough to comprehend what amazingness a poke-ball is.

entis_fml 9

Friday 7 June 2013 17:51

I don't get it. Why do you wear them if you don't want people to react? Or did your mom buy them for you?

radiocaf 29

Friday 7 June 2013 17:52

I commend both you and your girlfriend for your actions. "Dickachu" is priceless, and you owning and wearing Pokemon boxers is just awesome. Good job sir. (Not being sarcastic, I really mean it!)

Apprentice4Life 5

Friday 7 June 2013 17:57

Pokemon boxers rule!! I wish my man would wear them!!!! I woulda pushed her off the bed!! ........"It was super effective!!"

MysticMonkey 9

Friday 7 June 2013 18:05

Your girlfriend sounds so funny.

blackcatwhitecat 8

Friday 7 June 2013 18:06

Sorry about being cockblocked by your own boxers, but come on, OP, you have to admit that was pretty funny :) Also, your girlfriend has a good sense of humor, which is a good thing.