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By Indiana - 16/01/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By beavis - 23/05/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML

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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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_Mazza_ 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:14

They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.

lendmeyourteeth 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:04

maybe they just don't know about high fashion

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dancineve10 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:03

some people are just ignorant

jawtherian 2

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:15

Hell yes #5 !

purplekites 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:20

i want to see a picture

coolcat33 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 0:34

ugly Betty?

onnielief 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:17

Why would you be bothered about that? As long as you like your bag, who gives a shit about what others think?

IMB916 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:41

Don't expect a couple of guys to understand the concept if high-end vintage fashion.

yusaku02 20

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:26

YDI for wanting to major in fashion studies. Have fun being a waitress.

cdawg4444 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 2:36

you should've turned around and said "what a nice couple. or do you prefer life partners?"

sweetnsassybitch 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 5:30

I ♥ the movie The hangover

augepauge09 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:12

oh **** you random guys at the buss stop, **** you

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