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By Indiana - 16/01/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was getting off the bus, when these two guys behind me started commenting on my bag, oblivious to the fact that I could hear them say, "Look at his ugly man-purse," and "It that looks like the satchel that Indiana Jones has". I'm a girl. Who is planning majoring in fashion studies. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML

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By beavis - 23/05/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML

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By OrangeTree12 - 04/04/2009 06:05 - Canada

Today, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus. He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm. Thinking he was trying to act "macho" to impress me, I rolled my eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look. When he got off, I realized he only had one arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 21:48 - United States

Today, I had given up on finding my makeup bag with cell phone and iPod my mom had bought for me recently. So I went to art to join the group of girls with whom I share the back art studio of my school. One of them was talking about how she'd ripped off some bitch's stuff, and she held up my bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 02:28 - United States - Lakewood

Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML

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By gregoyles - 15/02/2009 09:06 - United States

Today, I saw my male boss holding a purse. Just to be a smart ass, I made fun of him as if the purse was his. It was his. FML

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WTF dude?

By NotSoCool - 15/05/2009 04:41 - Singapore

Today, I was pulling my trolley luggage at the airport when I passed two cute girls smiling at me. Thinking I looked real cool, I kept on walking without paying heed to anything else. Then my brother shouted, asking me what was I doing, only to realise that the handle had come off a few metres back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 06:00 - United States

Today, I went to the movies. After it was over I got up and noticed a designer purse sitting on the ground in the back row. I opened it to look for anything that could give me a address so I could return it. The owner came back, assumed I was robbing her, and punched me in the nose. FML

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By Gitana - 22/04/2012 19:08 - Spain - Tafalla

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

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By Danou - 28/03/2011 13:51 - France

Today, I was waiting for the bus while wearing my FML shirt. A passer-by stopped, stared at me for a moment, and said, "I agree, your life sucks." FML

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Saturday 16 January 2010 12:14

They obviously have bad taste, because Indiana Jones' satchel is awesome.

lendmeyourteeth 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 12:04

maybe they just don't know about high fashion

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sparkyyy 0

Monday 18 January 2010 7:30

... just because you're planning on majoring in fashion does not ensue you have good taste with fashion and style. DUH.

jewbobicus 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 6:44

just because you can spell ensue doesn't mean you know how to use it properly...

littleone87 0

Monday 18 January 2010 16:44

Maybe if you watched a few movies you would have known that more than likely they were quoting Allen from The Hangover!

ColdGold 6

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:04

You do have to ask yourself, "What do they know?"

shaun_obrien 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:40

Its a quote from the movie "Hang over"

Scubadiver172001 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 19:31

don't worry tomboys are hot!

allanCapaldi 5

Sunday 11 April 2010 16:44

hahaha LOLz this made me laugh

Popsiclese 0

Monday 21 June 2010 7:43

"it's not a purse it's a sachel!!"

Skimbap 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:14

Maybe its time to change a major?

Gabi135 3

Friday 13 August 2010 4:50

You should have said : I don't have a dick an I don't think u girls do either!!!!!

megitts 0

Monday 6 September 2010 16:23

awe people are so mean I would have turned around and said something nasty to them! and I'm sure your bag looks fineeee!!

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