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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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By Mustache - 03/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By muffin - 10/05/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I wanted to look really good for my date. I was a little self-conscious, so I decided to use Nair on my upper lip just in case I had a female mustache. Unfortunately, it turns out I'm allergic to Nair. Now I DO have a mustache. A rash mustache. FML

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By spoony - 19/01/2009 05:32 - Australia

Today, while on a date with the guy of my dreams, I cut my tongue so bad it bled for an hour. I managed to cut it on the plastic spoon from my coffee. FML

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By JasonX0656 - 29/01/2017 06:00 - United States - Kalamazoo

Today, my fiancé asked me to do some manscaping. I got a little overzealous and now I look like a 12-year-old boy with razor burn. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 07:10 - United States

Today, I was on my third date with this really cute girl. After a very romantic evening, I decided to go for the first kiss, but because of my nervous reflex in which I get bloody noses, I ended up bleeding all over her face. FML

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DuhthatsObvious 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 11:55

Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.

ihatewankers 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:00

No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.

Comments

plexico 3

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

I don't know what all these people are talking about waxing your mustache. To me, if you were to apply Mustache Wax and twist it up into the Handlebar style, it would be even more noticeable! Of course, your date would get an FML for dating Snidely Whiplash.

FreakOfNatureUK 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:59

LMFAO!

cherry_blossom 0

Monday 27 July 2009 7:48

Win. =]

ohheykiwi 2

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:08

Are you stupid? What are doing, shaving your upper lip? Don't you know you're supposed to wax it or bleach it? Or do you just want to grow a real moustache?

_Noon_ 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:10

FYL. I hope your date went fine anyway.

ilovecowboys 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:21

You need to WAX it. you can get little wax strips and noone would ever know.

katiefershady 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:24

even if it doesnt grow back thicker.. it will grow back as stubble. everyone and there freaking mom's know girls shouldnt shave their face... please dont encourage girls to shave their lip.. I can always tell girls who do that.. just trust me.. have your arguments about if it comes back darker all you want.. just dont do it lol. im not trying to be mean either.. just trying to help.

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:24

Aw, damn, I've done that before, I'm SO SORRY. I hope it went okay, too...D:

tadagash 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:26

On the bright side, at least you don't have a full-on unshaven goatee like a girl I saw today...

emptycities07 0

Monday 27 July 2009 1:46

What??

rukiafujioka 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 12:29

Aww sucks, next time, try threading. Waxing can cause burns and scabs, and plucking is slow and painful. Can't say that threading isn't painful, but hey, it's better then being slow at it! Meanwhile, just blame it on the cat! Or say that you got hit in the face with a football :D