By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML
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DuhthatsObvious 0

Pluck, thread, or wax instead, smart one.

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ihatewankers 0

No No No No No. What the hell were you THINKING shaving your FACE? You know how guys get stubble? You may as well say goodbye to your sex life now before you get too attached.

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LuxLisbon_fml 0

What? Since when did religion determine amount of body hair? I think you mean South-East Asian or Middle Eastern, and yes, women of those ethnicities often do have more noticeable facial hair. I generally bleach, but if your skin is partucularly dark this might not be an option, plus the dark hairs grow back after about a month anyway. I'm thinking of getting it lasered away for good.

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6daysoverdue 0

And you must be an ignorant, pea-brained white trash and I can tell your mouth is full of shit. How dense of you to deduce OP is an Indian / Muslim just because she's hairy.

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trulyinsane 0

the majority of muslims do life in or near the middle east. it was a dumb, broad, and biased comment, but it does make some sense.

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cabernet 0

YDI for shaving your face when you are a girl...hope your date enjoyed the 5 o'clock shadow at the end of the night.

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xevioso 0

no girl should shave their facial hair. ever.

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_Noon_ 0

Well I'm taking that's why she tried to get rid of it huh?

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kath91 0

That's your own fault for shaving, next time wax it.

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Shaylea_Chensu 0

You should never ever shave your upper hair lip, likes others have said it goes all stubly and horrible. And while yes, shaving it won't make it come back thicker, if you pluck or wax it'll take LONGER to come back since you're removing the hair from the follicle, as opposed to just from the surface. Also, if you wax or pluck for long enough you'll weaken the follicles, meaning they take much longer to come back. And yeah, bleaching just gives you blonde facial hair which can look weird if you have darker skin.

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GiannaxRevenge 0

Actually, yes true. Do you shave your legs and see what comes back? Common sense, man. Seriously.

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GiannaxRevenge 0

Dude, #23, how do you have large areas of your legs? What the **** are you talking about?

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clem13_fml 0

Whoah, people still believe that old wives' tale? Shaving does NOT cause hair to grow back thicker. What happens is that hairs taper, and so shaving cuts the hairs at the thickest part, and they continue to grow through with that thickness at their end, instead of immediately tapering. Any method of epilation (removing the hair from the root) including plucking and waxing does not cause this initial 'thickening', as the new hairs that grow through taper.

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