Intimacy: Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some...

By Anonymous - 24/04/2009 20:21 - Canada

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML

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You deserved it 77 891

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 639

You deserved it 14 999

By wowthatwould - 04/12/2011 21:39 - United States

Today, I was watching porn when I heard my mom call for me. I closed my laptop right as she walked in my room. The sound, however, kept going. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 408

You deserved it 46 708

By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 322

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 275

You deserved it 51 654

By lunarboy - 17/02/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 704

You deserved it 68 953

By retard99 - 21/03/2010 04:04 - Canada

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend on MSN. I screen-copied my desktop to show her the conversation I was having with my best friend. Minutes later she replied asking why I had a porn site opened on the other tab. Oops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 339

You deserved it 53 366

By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 809

You deserved it 43 601

By Nigel - 13/07/2015 21:15 - United States

Today, most of my family was out of the house, so I took the opportunity to go to the bathroom and browse some porn. Five minutes later my sister comes and asks me to disconnect from bluetooth and that my "dinosaur noises" were blocking her and her friend's music. I'm currently hiding in shame. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 470

You deserved it 13 422

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 268

You deserved it 2 033

ohhboyy 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:17

that would've been great if 69 ppl saw.. haw

trixr4kids 0

Saturday 25 April 2009 2:14

HAHAHA dumbass

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VirminLord 0

Monday 27 April 2009 3:29

What were you watching?

playful2088 0

Monday 27 April 2009 6:17

hahaha well thanks for the thumbs up, now i know to turn off my msn haha

pamster 0

Monday 27 April 2009 12:10

hehehehehehe. I LOVE that! I always get caught with the volume up watching iPhone pornhub in the grocery line, myself!

shibby123 0

Monday 27 April 2009 18:49

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA okay thats just pure dumbassssness.

Awesomesaurus 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 7:59

My favorite thing about this is that the number of people who agree your life is ****** is 6969.

epic_failure_lol 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:39

what the monkey ****, you ********** yourself to sleep? would be hilarious if they told your parents

xanthrun 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 8:48

He really has 63 friends who he would be ashamed to have them see that? Damn. I dont have that many...

smg91 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:36

seen this one on fml before, fake?

spiritsrose 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:26

#111 Just because one person did it in the past, doesn't mean that it will never happen again. Bahahaha. This still sucks though. On the bright side, at least it wasn't your mother that gave you the message.